Following media claims about various foodstuffs flying in the tunnel after Manchester United's 2-0 win over Arsenal, BBC Sport takes a look at that post-match tunnel fracas menu in full:
Petit fours
Or petty grudges if preferred
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Starters
Soups: Tomato or Pea, served on club blazer and tie
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Main courses
Special Half-time Fergie Roast
Campbell's Penalty Surprise
Sweet Revenge (served cold)
Gooners' Egg on Face
Flying Slice of Pizza
Wenger's Ref Riley flamb�
Hot 'n' Spicy Referee's Report
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Side dish
Heinze Beans
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Puddings (for Man Utd fans)
Selection of just desserts including:
Fergie's Delight
Apple stepover with Ronaldo cream
Slice of Rooney's 19th birthday cake
Arsenal options:
Defensive crumble
Instant Whipping boy (Riley flavour)
Hard cheese and sour grapes
Half-Baked conspiracy theories *******
A selection of fine whines are also available, including a delicate Vin de Nistelrooy, the robust Keane Red Mist and sparkling Ronaldo Ros�.
Or why not try a refreshing squirt (in Fergie's direction) of Lehmann's mineral water?
MMIX
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