Best Picture:
Jonny Wilkinson's drop goal sailing over the Australian posts.
Best Original Screenplay:
Australia v England.
Best Actor:
Gary Neville, for the spectacular way he went to ground against Manchester City in the Cup.
Best Actress:
Robbie Savage - managed to convince everyone he was a girl and gets to keep the award after winning it three years in a row. Expect to see him in There's Something About Roberta next year.
Worst Actor:
Lawrence Dallaglio, despite giving it 110% in his shocking burger advert. Also nominated: Steve Redgrave.
Best Supporting Actor:
Best Mate - who did a marvellous job of supporting jockey Jim Culloty.
Best Supporting Actress:
Lennox Lewis' mum for persuading him to give up boxing.
Worst Supporting Actress:
Shane Warne's mum and her dodgy diet pills.
Short Film:
Jamie Hayter's 2min 20 secs hat-trick for Bournemouth against Wrexham.
 Surely you can afford a decent haircut now, John? |
Return Of The King Award:
John Daly after winning his first title for nine years at the Buick International.
Slimfast Now You See Me, Now You Don't Award:
Shane Warne.
Biggest Star In A Foreign Film:
David Beckham.
I'm A Captain, Get Me Out Of Here Award:
Steve Waugh.
Original Soundtrack:
Charlton ghetto-blaster in the visitors' dressing room at Tottenham. Also nominated: Tottenham ghetto-blaster in the visitors' dressing room at Charlton.
Frank Spencer Award:
Birmingham's David Dunn for attempting a piece of show-boating that left him on his backside.
Best Use Of An Alice Band In A Supporting Role:
Paul Hunter. Also nominated Ronnie O'Sullivan, David Beckham.
David Seaman Dodgy Barnet Award:
John Daly. Also nominated Hernan Crespo, Roger Federer.
 The weighting is finally over |
Biggest Achiever:
Andy Fordham, who lifted the world darts crown for the first time after weighing in at 30 stone. Also nominated John Daly.
Oops Butter-Fingers Award:
Ian Walker. Also nominated: Mark Schwarzer.
Horror Double Bill:
Portsmouth v Wolves - Wolves v Portsmouth. Two Premiership meetings, two 0-0 draws.
Best Make-Up:
All the big girls who participated in the Super Bowl wearing heavy black eye-liner.
The Liam Gallagher Old Enough To Know Better Award:
George Foreman, who is planning a ring return at 55.
Lifetime Achievement Award:
Roy Keane, whose red card against Porto was the 11th of his career - equalling the number of awards collected by Return of the King.
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