Who has this 'flashing blade' tache and which one of the three musketeers is he?
It's none other than our main presenter, Richard 'd'Artagnan' Gordon
This man wouldn't look amiss leading a rabble of Mexican revolutionaries...
It's Chick 'Pancho Villa' Young
We think this one is very like the king of scuba, Jacques Cousteau. However, we're pretty sure he's never dived in his life
Yup, he's never dived in his life - it's Murdo MacLeod
We think this is quite a neat wee tache, the sort of thing your grandfather would wear
It's Sportsound's Mr McKeown. 'Des' he suit it? We think so
A power moustache, if ever there was one, the sort of thing you'd see on a Texan oil millionaire perhaps?
It's commentator and reporter John 'Digger' Barnes
All this guy is missing is the motorcycle helmet and the leathers
We cannot confirm or deny that Craig Paterson ever starred in the line-up of the Village People
A graceful yet youthful moustache here. Anyone remember Brian Murphy in the 1970s sitcom George and Mildred?
Why, it's our lead commentator, David Begg. We hope it keeps him warm in those freezing commentary gantries
This is a tough one. You'll get bonus points if you guess who's sporting this cracker
It's the darling of Open all Mics and fanatical Queen of the South supporter, Sandra Brown
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