Boycott - gets you there, eventually

The Skoda Boycott:

Ideal for long journeys, unless you're in a particular hurry.

This vehicle has a stubborn streak, but once it gets started will keep going all day.

Will always get you from A to B, eventually.

The Austin Astle:

The complete opposite to the Boycott. Goes like s*** off a shovel and can do 0-200 quicker than anything else.

The downside is reliability. If you're looking for the sporty model that rarely lets you down, it might be worth going the extra mile to acquire the Lamborghini Gilchrist.

Happiness is a car called Beefy

The Volkswagen Beefy:

Great all-round performer, tough as old boots.

This little beauty will always rise to the challenge and drives exceptionally well.

Easily recognisable by its distinctive round shape.

The Volvo Close:

Thoroughly reliable, if a tad unglamorous. Suited to all conditions and will take whatever punishment is dished out to it.

Doesn't come cheap, but you'll only ever need to buy one - guaranteed.

Watch out for airfields

The Rolls Royce Gower:

If it's elegance you want, look no further than this prince among cars.

Effortless acceleration, with ultra-smooth action, this has class stamped right the way through it.

Can play up from time to time, particularly near airfields and you find yourself unexpectedly caught out in mid-cruise.