Episode Guide

Oh dear, Jimmy got a slap from Scarlett. No surprise, since he called her a tart! He kept asking her what went on with Father Michael, thinking the priest had made a pass, and when she told him the opposite was true he blurted it out and she skelped him a belter!

Joanne told Heather that she's carrying Luca's baby. Heather said she was there for her, but she had to make a decision to have an abortion- or tell Billy. Fi told Alice that she's gay and her partner died in a car crash. Shirley saw Alice with Fi and was shocked that they were pals. Alice asked her not to tell George.

Meanwhile, Marty was being a bit weird about going to get his fertility checked. They were talking about Ruth getting a check-up, and whenever she said he ought to as well, he said no. Bob was busy painting a wee van pink as a prezzie for Charlie, and Eddie got the brush-off from Scott.