Episode Guide

Deke had to visit his Director Of Studies, only to find out he'd been caught cheating. Zoe was amazed and had a go at him - if he'd told them about his Mum then they'd surely have been sympathetic. She assured him he'd get over it… but it's too late. He's been thrown out of Uni. Alisha grounded Dilip because of his underage drinking. Alanna tried to be friendly towards Vader but it didn't go well. He talked about leaving and she told him not to leave because of her, she wanted to be friends. He reckoned it's time to move on. He talked to Hazel, too, and that seemed much more relaxed. They reminisced about their wedding and happier times. We saw that she still wears her wedding ring round her neck. Vader started busking to try to raise cash to go away. Liz's catty comments to Gina got worse (always when Archie's back was turned, naturally) and they led Gina to dive into an extreme new diet. She bought loads of lentils, nuts and seeds, and admitted to Archie it was Liz who thought she had weight to lose

Ruth had a go at Harry for knowing about Eddie's wife but not doing anything about it. He told her he wasn't getting involved… but he called Eddie as soon as his wife turned up in the pub to see Scott. It wasn't pleasant - she told Scott he disgusted her and that he wasn't the first of Eddie's flings but he would never leave her and their sons. She made out that Scott had done all the seduction but Scott told her the marriage must be a sham. When Eddie turned up to intervene, they were both at him to tell the truth. He said sorry to Scott and left with his wife. Father Michael lent Kelly-Marie a French tape and there was a bit of awkwardness when Scarlett turned up. They met up in Versus later to talk about wedding music (already!) and Jimmy got annoyed with Father Michael. This made Scarlett annoyed at Jimmy. He reckoned it was obvious who FM cares about the most… could he be jealous of Scarlett's friendship with the priest?

Ruth told Luca that she and Marty are trying for a baby. Luca told Ruth that Jo had been acting strangely so she arranged to meet her for lunch. Unfortunately when Jo turned up at the flat Ruth had just popped out and she was faced with a half-dressed Luca, straight out the shower! She was flustered and ran out. It got worse later on. Billy invited Luca and Alisha for drinks at Versus. Jo immediately feigned illness and left. Luca ran after her and they tried to figure out how to go on after what happened between them. Luca kept saying he wanted his sister back. They shared a very tender moment when he told her he loved her. He moved to kiss her but went straight for her cheek… that was obviously NOT what she wanted. He left and she cried her eyes out…