Episode Guide

A tearful episode, this one: Scott and Stevie snogged and made up and poor Ruth caught them in the act. What's she doing falling for her gay mate anyway? That is one mixed-up girl. Heather was also blubbing, as the prospect of jail time hit home. Desperate, she tried pills and booze, but that only made things worse. Jo offered to help but Heather wanted to mope alone.

Roisin filled up with Dutch courage and called her folks, but hearing her ma's voice after all this time freaked her out and she hung up. Creepy Lewis flirted with Della, and Billy prepared the ground for introducing the idea of Lewis as a sperm substitute. Della was shocked when Billy finally outlined the plan. He missed out the full sordid details, though.

Alice felt left out as Mac offered to help Deek sort out some uni applications. Malcolm is going to feel left out too when Shirley lets him down gently over dinner. Is there a gentle way to break a man's heart (even an oldie)? Lastly, Kelly Marie was busy arranging a ladies-only quiz team for the pub, using promises of talent in The Ship as bait - aye, right enough, hen.