Episode Guide

Well, it finally happened - Sherlock George tracked down Graeme in a school canteen. It was actually a bit less explosive than we anticipated, but when George mentioned baby Deek, the penny dropped and Graeme caught it - he's the daddy. George ran off to see Alice, as he'd realised this awful truth too. Graeme is bound to come looking for Deek…

Then at last we got to see some smiles from Della, as Billy finally gave in to the unstoppable force of her maternal instincts. They went to see Dr Vinnie, and Della will be impregnated by random donor sperm. Meanwhile, more smiles, as Eileen took the bull by the horns and asked out Vinnie. Gaun yirsel, hen! Vinnie was well chuffed.

Heather continued to put a brave face on the stalker problem, but Shazia was taking it a bit more seriously. Turns out Shazia has pretty effective intuition, as she smelled a rat behind the bar, a pretty blonde rat called Steph. As she left at the end of the night, Steph showed her true colours - Marcus was her dad and she's out for revenge.