Name: Katy
Location: South Wales
Question: What is "I love you" in Gaelic?
Cumberland: Jog your memory by having another look at the final episode online, Partial Recall. In Gaelic we say "Tha gaol agam ort". You could also say "'S e pìos a th' annad", which means "you're a bit of alright" but personally, I prefer to use something a tad more tasteful. I'll let you into another secret. If you want to impress someone you fancy you could ask "A bheil thu ag iarraidh cofaidh?" (would you like a coffee?) Look in my little black book for the best chat-up lines.

Name: Jordan
Location: Wales
Question: Where does Betty really live?
Cumberland: Betty really lives in the eternal torment of knowing that her precious feline, Slocombe, has gone to the great Furball in the Sky, which is not half as traumatic as living next door to Colin, in my view. [Experience their relationship within the game 'Betty's House']

Name: Micheal
Location: Maerdy
Question: Where do you live?
Cumberland: I "live" in the music of Puccini's Madame Butterfly, the perfection of art itself whilst pawing the pages of Plato's Republic (Book VII) and Machiavelli's The Prince (Chapter XVIII). I "live" in a dimension of expanded consciousness and although surrounded by others, I find it a rather lonely place. If however you are referring to where I "reside", then I can only conclude that you have not examined my brief biography on this excellent site

Name: Paul
Location: Inverness
Question: Is it a dog's life?
Cumberland: It is now Colin's come along. Put it this way, one week chocolates and champagne, the next dry food mix. One week king size bed with duvet, the next draughty kennel. Need I say more?

Name: Jane
Location: Skye
Question: Has every dog had its day?
Cumberland: Some would think I've already had mine...but watch this space.

Name: Kieran
Location: Belfast
Question: Do you think Colin will ever get Frankie?
Cumberland: Well, let me see...Frankly, no. Not if he's left to his own blundering devices. On the other hand, let us examine the equation: Colin over Frankie plus my partiality to the canine delicacy, Mr Posh equals one pleased puppy... so perhaps I may, after all, decide to pull a few strings to bring them together...

Name: Martin
Location: Lewis
Question: How old are you?
Cumberland: In dog years? Never mind. You don't have enough fingers to count that far. Suffice to say that I'm older than my teeth but younger than the mould in Colin's laundry basket.

Name: Gareth
Location: Northern Ireland
Question: Colin is besotted with Frankie but who would be your perfect mate?
Cumberland: Let's just say that Crufts 2004 made for a particularly pleasant viewing experience.

Name: Stephen
Location: South Wales
Question: Do you have a favourite food, toys, or blanket?
Cumberland: I do have a doll. A voodoo doll, of Colin.

Name: Lotty
Location: Scotland
Question: How often does Colin take you for a walk?
Cumberland: As often as Frankie is outside. I'm meant to be a decoy but I ask you, do I strike you as a creature who NEEDS a human to walk me?

Name: Julie
Location: Cardiff
Question: Who cares for you when Colin is not available?
Cumberland: My beloved Granny Frannie is ALWAYS with me. As for Colin caring for me, I refer you to my answer above.