Colin here - need your help ASAP! Am at radio station. Come and see me - I'll tell you what's happening.

Hi thanks for popping in! Listen, I can't talk long because Cumberland'll be back any minute - he's gone to get mineral water or something.

Anyway, I don't want him to know what's going on - he'll only take the mick and I've had enough of his la-di-dah remarks for one day.

What it is see ... I've been getting text messages from a secret admirer!

Apparently she's "watched me from afar" for some time, but was too shy to speak up.

She says if I'm looking for love then I've to do all the stuff she asks and she's promised me a hot date!