
 David on a school field trip showing children how to tell the difference between male and female deer droppings by biting into one. It is, in fact, a chocolate covered raisin. Hear the squeals. |  |
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 David Witt lives in Malmesbury in Wiltshire and is the sort of dad who likes to be nice to children. He enjoys making them laugh.
It's taken a bit of practice, though, because it didn't always work out that way. When his children were small, he and his wife considered themselves pretty good at throwing birthday parties. But every now and then, David's penchant for dressing up drew the wrong response from his young audience...
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