Michele Hanson just can't get her house in order...

Michele Hanson is sick with envy at the sight of other people's pristine homes and slug-free gardens. Her own, she claims, resembles a scrap heap.

After months of wrangling with her mother, daughter, and partner, the hall has finally been painted red. The intention was to achieve a warm, rustic look. But to Michele it more closely resembles a downmarket brothel.

This is only the tip of of the iceberg.

Listen to Michele's candid description of a household deep in decor crisis...