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Front of House - illustration by Rod Lord Is it important to stop my house from being destroyed?
Answers:
1. If you owned a house, even a little ugly one like Arthur's, wouldn't you want to keep it from getting destroyed?
2. If you stay in the house until the bulldozer demolishes it, you die.
3. If you are standing near the house when the bulldozer demolishes it, a brick hits you, and you die.
4. If you try to leave the vicinity of the house, it gets demolished, a brick hits you, and you die.
5. In other words, yes.
Questions:
1. How do I turn on the light after I wake up? 2. I can't reach anything from the bed! What do I do? 3. Why am I having trouble picking things up? 4. How can I get out of the bedroom? 5. What will I need to bring with me when I leave the bedroom? 6. Is the pile of mail important? 7. What's that bulldozer doing in front of my house? 8. Is it important to stop my house from being destroyed? 9. How can I prevent my house from getting demolished? 10. What should I do when Ford Prefect shows up? 11. Should I go with Ford to the Pub? 12. Should I go with Ford to the Cinema? 13. What should I do in the Pub? 14. How much beer should I drink? 15. Is the jukebox important? 16. How can I buy beer? 17. How can I buy a packet of peanuts? 18. How can I buy a cheese sandwich? 19. How can I buy some whiskey? 20. What should I do about the dog? 21. What should I do when my house is destroyed? 22. What should I do when the Vogon fleet arrives? 23. The Earth keeps getting destroyed by the Vogon fleet, and me along with it! 24. I died from shock during matter transference. What did I do wrong?
Location Map: Earth
Part Two: In the Dark
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