Say What You Want to HearHear: Trivia and Games

Riddles, rhymes, shopping lists, nonsense

• Chess

  Computers are programmable but they don't know what a chess player really thinks

  Chess

• Shopping for Lists

  If I go out to buy what you forgot on your shopping list, what guarantee do you have that I'll actually return?

  Shopping for Lists

• Bridge Over the River Fail

  Bridge doesn't allow you to fail, but your opponents already know you could

  Bridge Over the River Fail

• Lost in Translation

  Swywth sounds like a Welsh word. I wonder if it's lost anything in translation

  Lost in Translation

• Gone and Donne it

  Send not to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee: John Donne, John Donne, John Donne

  Gone and Donne it

• You can do it

  Another hundred metres. Go for it. Push yourself. Another hundred metres, you can do it ...

  You can do it

• You'll live to be a hundred

  If you eat the seeds you'll live to be a hundred.

  You'll live to be a hundred

• She doesn't mean what you think

  When she tells you that she'd like to see you again, she doesn't mean what you think.

  She doesn't mean what you think

• Snickers, snackers, snockers, snu

  Snickers, snackers, snockers, snu. Bippity, boppity, bappity, boooooooooo.

  Snickers, snackers, snockers, snu

• Thank you Mum

  Black as night I can be, until my mother sits on me; then clear as ice I become. In the rough, thank you Mum.

  Thank you Mum

• I never make predictions

  I never make predictions and I never will.

  I never make predictions

• Le Saux lines up the corner

  Le Saux lines up the corner from the right. Zola charges the near post, changes his line to meet the ball and it's an audacious back heel flick-on that ends up in the back of the net!

  Le Saux lines up the corner