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When wars appear to end, peace is not necessarily automatic.
Slow to create, quick to destroyYou're so clever and funny you have to come to this party I'm having
RSVPYou're doing a good job, you always do a good job and we don't thank you enough. - I don't say it enough and I would like to hear it said to me on a regular basis!
Keep up the Good WorkSome people were made to own the toilets, while others were made to clean them. You choose who you want to be. - The comedy value in this saying in brilliant! - It often makes the rather lazy Economic A level students I teach sit up and think
Toilet OwnershipSo, Miss Morris, what's it like to have written a best selling novel and are you excited about the upcoming film?
What's it like?Say "my glass is not half empty or half full, but too small". Search the bar of life for the biggest glass you can find. - I'd say it to myself if I found me wallowing in depression in a manchester bar.
The glass is too smallMark is calm and loving, Mark is calm and loving, Mark IS calm and loving - I say this to myself a lot, especially when out driving! I also repeatedly say it to myself in queues, and while shopping and having to deal with the Post Office.
Mark is calm and lovingIt can't go on like this forever, something has to give
It can't go on like this foreverAll governments are agreed, we are going to be kind to one another - I thought I was selfishly wanting to experience this joy, but no, it's also for my brothers and sisters.
RatifiedThose obstacles that you faced yesterday are nothing like those you are perceiving now or may face tomorrow... so, eliminate those obstacles before they eliminate you
Them or YouNever trust anyone who deals in the politics of aspiration
Untrustworthy PoliticansIn this day and age, you've been led to think that hope is audacious. When was it never audacious?
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