Thursday 25th September 2008
6.30 – News and Sport
6.35 – We discuss our immanent trip to Cardiff and how excited we are by the whole thing. We talk about waking up at the wrong time in the morning or on the wrong day. We talk about doing the show from space with Cliff Richard, and we’ll be talking to Billie Piper later. Chris had an early night but did watch Jack Osborne’s new show. He also saw a bit of the Keith Lemon show which he’s not sure about
6.55 – We talk about Sam Fox doing a new topless shoot and Chantelle’s marriage sham to Preston. We ponder what these stupid blonde birds with their fake boobs do for jobs, and do they go to Embassy Club every night to look for Jermaine Defoe. Chris thinks Chanelle though is in a different league
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – The nation agrees with Chris also thinks Chanelle is a cut above the other bimbos
7.20 – We have a look at the photos from Ricky Wilson’s house. Tale about Top Gear, the new series of Heroes and we audition for the voiceover job
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – We talk about Phil Scolari and boob jobs. Run through the Carling Cup results from last night, and Dave introduces the team to the word Chunnering which they’d never heard of. We also discuss Mischief night and the Grand National which really confuses Rachel
7.50 – We device the plot for our new film Carpet Town starring Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Rachel Jones, which is set in Kidderminster and is an action, thriller comedy, farce based around Rachel’s wedding
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 – We have an in depth discussion about global economics and Chris and Dave propose a plot to save the world from the credit crunch
8.20 – Billie on the phone talking pregnancy and Doctor Who. Very funny
8.30 - News and Sport
8.40 – The Chancellor of the ExCheggers has recorded a chat with Dom explaining his solution to the global economic crisis
9.00 – Tedious Link – Groove Armada – If Everybody Looked The Same
9.05 – We do the answers to Dom’s stupid quiz. Live link up from Castle Whiley very funny
9.25 – We discuss Razorlight who are on with Jo tomorrow. Rachel’s doing a charity quiz but none of us are going. She can do the picture round with us on Monday
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – Vernon and Tess have got Saturday nights sewn up on the telly
9.45 – Carpark Catchphrase with Moocow Rob and Posh Tara. Moocow Rob wins. Very funny
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