Thursday 14th August 2008
6.30 – News and Sport
6.35 – We ask Greg how our Cliff Richard game went yesterday, and whether any of the other shows played the single. Then we develop a devious plan to get Cliff played by changing the links on Radio 1 online, to take people to Cliff videos on YouTube. Neil Sloan does the deed. We talk about www.mattfincham.co.uk and the comments that are on there blaming him for everything. We've also had various comments on the text as well.
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – Chris has got a present for Dave from Matt Fincham in the form of 'Pray' by MC Hammer. Chris is shocked to learn that Fearne Cotton might be dating Steve Jones from T4. Chris needs her to go out with him instead, and does a dance for her to prove how sexy he is. If she doesn't find him attractive after that, she's clearly a lesbian
7.20 – More about Steve Jones and Chris wanting to be Fearne's 'love rock'. People have also texted in saying how being good at dancing is always an attractive trait
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – We talk about Walthamstow dogs closing which is sad. There's an article in the paper about Fearne and Holly Willoughby, where Fearne confirms the rumours about her and Steve Jones. The news comes as a crushing blow to Chris. We talk about Holly's husband Dan who we used to work with. We tell the story of when he once paid us double for a writing job. Ha ha. Chris sincerely hopes that Steve Jones ends up being gay, and that Fearne will come round to him eventually
7.50 – We talk exams and what we all got, and the fact that Rachel did Home Economics which is just for girls who like cooking. Chris then receives a text from Holly Willoughby, saying she's like Chris to be hers and Fearne's flatmate. Chris is still traumatised by Steve Jones though, and hopes he's gay
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 – Chris does his 'Steve Jones is Gay' song. We then play the No Hair parody with Dominic. Then we have another blast of 'Steve Jones is Gay' which is really really funny
8.25 – We play the out-takes from our recording session of Dom's first attempts at the song. We then talk exams and the fact that A Levels are out today. Text us in if you're either waiting for your results or you've got them already
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – We talk about exams results, people stopping in the street and you bumping into them. We also have a laugh about silly things we do in the supermarket and homeless people sleeping in doorways, plus Carrie's a strumpet with Tom
8.50 – Aled is here to talk about the alcohol campaign which he'll be embarking on shortly. It's educational as we talk about this sociological experiment
9.00 – Tedious Link – Kings of Leon 'Molly's Chambers'
9.08 – Tedious problems and more about the alcohol campaign. More education and we ask people if they want to go out with Aled
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – We talk about the new DJs who are joining the Radio 1 family. Mr Jam, Heidi Sausageamstel and Kissy Sellout. Very funny
9.42 – We replay the 'No Hair' parody
9.50 – Carpark Catchphrase with Brian and Rebecca; both back on Monday
10.00 – We talk to Annie who's slightly hungover
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