Monday 21st July 2008
6.30 – News and Sport
6.35 – Carrie's got a sore throat, and Dave's got a cold and a gammy eye. We talk about Greg's show in Mallorca with Judge Jules, Everton getting beaten at Cambridge and other assorted guff
6.50 – We talk BCM in Mallorca and what it's like and then discuss the Grand Prix coverage from the weekend and Martin Blundell and his pit lane interviews
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – Chris talks about the row he had with Sophie in Heals on Saturday and we find out about Dom's boring video which he did at the weekend. We've just got to work out a way of getting it online. We need a different lead or something. Chris talks about his new video camera and the fact that he left his jacket in the pub last night
7.20 – Chris was out with Dave's ex on Saturday and then Dave's future wife last night. He's been covering the whole Dave relationship special. We talk Big Brother and Celebrity Masterchef and Andi Peters. Then we discuss Something for the Weekend with Lovejoy and the girl he has no chemistry with and the chef guy Rimmer
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – Carrie's voice is getting a lot of male attention, 'cos it's so husky. Dave ended up in a gay bar on Saturday, and we talk Professor Steven Hawking, and the fact Chris always thought he was American, because his voice is like an American speak and spell
7.45 – Chris has been texting Fearne Cotton this weekend and he and Dave run down this week's top ten chart. We then play Camilla Ice
7.55 – We run through the reaction to Camilla Ice which is good as always and talk more about Prof Steven Hawking
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 – We play the Steven Hawking record which is genius
8.20 – We do a big corporate plug for Barryoke and also talk about Rachel's holiday memories of Barry Island and winning a talent competition. Chris also entered a talent contest and came second to his brother Kieron
8.25 – Aled is here fresh from Magalluf with presents for us all
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – We notice that Padraig Harrington sounds like Dustin the Turkey, and revisit the impressive TV theme from Falcon Crest. We need to find some audio of Dustin the Turkey
8.50 – Theo Paphitis live from his yacht in Mallorca plugging Dragons Den which starts tonight
9.00 – Tedious Link – Jamiroquai 'Space Cowboy'
9.05 – Dom has mixed Padraig Harrington in Dustin the Turkey, and they are identical. We play the Dustin Bus Chris talks about the haters who've been giving him stick for his appearance on 8 Out Of 10 Cats
9.20 – We play Lynyrd Skynrd which has been sampled by Kid Rock. Terry Wogan and Ken Bruce pop in for a chat. We talk about Rachel as a lapdancer and, and Chris wants to bring in Rockband so that we can play it on the air
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – We're having problems getting Dom's boring video on YouTube. Dom's wife has got an allotment like Arthur Fowler, and will grow some potatoes for Chris if he wants
9.45 – Carpark Catchphrase with Anna and Richard; Richard wins
10.00 – We talk to Jo about Dom's boring video
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