Wednesday 20th February 2008
6.30 - News and Sport
6.35 – Chris has shaved his beard off. We discuss chrismoyles.net and their criticism of our guests and we reminisce about playdoh and play a clip of Uma Thurman answering Chris' questions from the show the other week. Chris thinks it wouldn't work for the two of them as she's too tall
6.50 – Cheggers has done a reply to our Woof Rack advert which is very funny. We talk about guests who are regulars and those who are less so, like Drew Barrymore and Chris Rock. Chris' birthday clashes with Bruce Forsyth's 80th on Friday
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – The Uma Thurman clips are really embarrassing. Chris is the poo man and Dom is his dirty accomplice, and you can hear the full interview on Edith's show tomorrow
7.20 – We talk about the Brit Awards and how it will all work for us, and run through who we think will win in each category, and what surprise performances there will be
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – We revisit one of our classic jingles from the jazz period
7.45 – Dave has just had something on his toast and he doesn't know what it was. He asked for marmalade but Kate asked for marmite, and it seems to be something in between, and Chris is shocked to find out that page 3 Zoe is now 27! We then talk page 3 girls in general
7.58 – Dave's still confused by his marmite/marmalade conundrum, so Kate's off to the café to find out. Chris went clothes shopping yesterday which was a shocker, 'cos he's a bit big at the moment. Chris plans to change things soon
8.00 - News and Sport
8.20 – Chris explains his 'Look Great for the rest of 2008' campaign, which starts properly on monday
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – Aled has brought in an electric lie detector test thingy which doesn't seem to work
8.45 – Aled does some lie detector questions now that he's worked out how the machine works. He wants Dave to have a go next
9.00 – Tedious Link – Zero 7 'Destiny'
9.05 – Dave has a go at the machine but gets accused of lying and is very tense, Then Dom has a go, and gets zapped and accidentally farts
9.25 – We tell the story of Here Comes Fatty after the Gnarls Barkley record. Chris hasn't had a go at the lie test yet, but everybody is going to come up with a question for him after the news. In the meantime we play the Ducktales and Wizbit themes
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – We play Cheggers' spoof ad which is very good, and then Chris gets questions thrown at him while he's strapped up to the shock machine. He might have broken it, so needs to fix it 'cos Carrie is next, and Chris is going to be really horrible
9.50 – The bad news is that the machine is broken and Carrie can't do her horrible test, but we've asked for another one to be sent in so we can test her at the same tomorrow
9.58 – We play the Liverpool goals from last night for Dominic
10.00 – Jo wants to know why he never got an invite to Chris' birthday, and Chris wants her to grovel
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