Thursday 6th December 2007
6.30 - News and Sport
6.35 – Chris has bought some migraine tablets, but isn't going to take them 'cos they're so expensive. We discuss Ricky Hatton and boxing belts and the shortlist nominees for Sport's Personality Of The Year. Chris also went to the set of 'Ashes to Ashes', the Life On Mars spin-off
6.50 – More about the tablets and how much they cost
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – We talk more about Chris' health and migraines and people diagnosing him on the texts. Dom's parents are quite young but Chris thinks they look older. Dolly Parton is in Rotherham promoting books
7.20 - Birthday Corner and Chris has been sent a light sabre that looks like a lady toy.
7.25 - If Chris gets really bad with his migraine, apparently he'll develop a taste for country music. Cue Dolly Parton and Shania Twayne. "Man I feel like a migraine"
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – Improv migraine Karaoke, Elvis, Tom Jones, and Frank Sinatra. Very funny
7.50 – We try and work out the correct pronunciation of 'Jack Peñate', and discuss whether Dolly Parton has got big feet or not, to counterbalance her massive boobs
7.55 – Abusive Karaoke, where we tall the stupid Karaoke man to shut up singing
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 – Will Sam Allardyce get shagged or not? Chris says Geordie girls are easy, and we have a bit of a Geordie rant, and text now if you want to hear Dolly Parton '9 - 5'
8.22 – We discuss the fact that we're going to have to play Dolly Parton, and that the Booty Luv record is rather disagreeable. Chris refreshes the Dolly Parton story, cue '9 - 5'
8.28 – Dolly Parton was largely enjoyable, and we discuss tumbling out of the bed, and the last time we wet the bed. Canoe Man, the worst superhero in the world
8.30 - News and Sport
8.50 – Chris and Dave have a debate about the pros and cons of detoxing, and Dom wants all us guys to compromise
9.00 – Tedious Link – Stereophonics 'Local Boy In The Photograph'
9.05 – We run through the hepatitus A,B,C, etc. jokes. Canoe man and Andi Peters. Aled is here, and is telling us about his day at the gym with the two muscle muffins from Abercromby and Fitch. We then debate, stubble - yes or no - on gay man
9.25 – After the texts, Aled has decided to maybe grow a beard. We then get a gay guy from Brighton on the phone, to tell Aled how much he loves stubble. Aled then suggests that gay men wouldn't like Dave, which is surely stereotyping, so text in now if you're gay and like Dave. Results to follow
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – Dave only gets 800 gay votes. Now it's time for Chris' poll
9.45 – Chris gets more than Dave, and now it's time for Dom's gay vote. Will he rise steadily? Aled says that the gays are too busy working to texts
9.52 – We've all had a disappointing response from Aled's gay census.
10.00 – Jo Whiley talks migraine medicine and tonight's drinks rendezvous
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