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Harry Hill in Professor Branestawm Returns

Comedy adventure. Professor Branestawm has a rival. He's not the only inventor in town. Can he beat the rascally Professor Algebrain in an inventing competition?

When Lady Pagwell dies, leaving a substantial sum to fund local inventing, it could mean the end of Professor Branestawm's money troubles. But scheming local councillor Harold Haggerstone will stop at nothing to thwart Branestawm and insists that Pagwell holds an inventing competition to decide who gets the money.

Haggerstone tries to hire his own rival inventor. Professor Mary Oxford, from Cambridge, fails to impress with a nuclear-powered paperweight. The Invisibaliser presented by Professor Awfulshirt causes havoc (and much invisibleness). But when Professor Algebrain, from an unspecified European country, turns up, Haggerstone thinks he's on to a winner.

Branestawm, meanwhile, is having problems of his own. Not only is he struggling to come up with an invention that will really knocks the judges' socks off, he's upset his faithful young assistant, Connie. He's so wrapped up in his work that he's been neglecting her, and she's torn between helping him and working with the seemingly charming and attentive Professor Algebrain.

1 hour

Music Played

  • Arthur Askey

    It's a Hap Hap Happy Day

  • Paul Dukas

    The Sorcerer's Apprentice

  • Noel Gay

    Run Rabbit Run

    Lyricist: Noel Gay. Lyricist: Ralph Butler.
  • Luigi Boccherini

    Minuet from String Quintet in E

  • Richard Wagner

    Ride of the Valkyries

  • Gioachino Rossini

    William Tell (Overture)

  • Milton Ager

    Happy Days Are Here Again

    Lyricist: Jack Yellen.
  • Harry Warren

    The Gold Diggers' Song (We're in the Money)

    Lyricist: Al Dubin. Performer: The London Theatre Orchestra.
  • Ralph Butler

    Nellie the Elephant

    Composer: Peter Hart.

Credits

RoleContributor
Professor BranestawmHarry Hill
ConnieMadeline Holliday
Colonel DedshottSimon Day
Mrs FlittersnoopVicki Pepperdine
AggieSophie Thompson
Lady PagwellDiana Rigg
Professor AlgebrainSteve Pemberton
PC PeaseyJason Forbes
Radio ProducerMaya Sondhi
Harold HaggerstoneDavid Mitchell
Miss SiltDoreen Ingleton
The MayorCharlie Higson
The VicarAdrian Scarborough
Mary OxfordRosie Cavaliero
Professor AwfulshirtMatt Berry
Radio AnnouncerJustin Edwards
Miss PagwellAlexa Morden
MaisieLily May Palmer
AuthorNorman Hunter
WriterCharlie Higson
Executive ProducerBen Farrell
ProducerRosemary McGowan
DirectorSandy Johnson

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