Porter Jackson Can't Lose

Jane, with Carl as her vice president, runs for student president on the platform of cutting the excessive funding of the ski club. Annoyed that Jane and Carl are targeting their favourite club, but too lazy to run for office themselves, Brittany and Serge nominate an unwitting Porter for president.

Despite Porter's best attempts to throw the election for the sake of his friends, Porter can't seem to shake his popularity. Luckily, Porter has a special plan for speech night.

Dr Cassabi has problems of his own as he discovers that Mrs Lennox wants to be more than just friends, but angels most certainly cannot date.