How do you intend to pull if you go out looking like that?! Oh, you want to be respected for who you are not what you look like, in which case you need to try The Zodiac where it's all about atmosphere rather than pretense.

Students are not famed for their well groomed attire and so Brookes Student Union or The Purple Turtle are ok with an NUS card.

The Cellar is quite relaxed but just don't stray into Park End on the wrong night or you get yourself ejected quick smart.