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Ten things a bipolar should not say on a busy bus

by Ouch Team

11th February 2008

This top ten was submitted by Carrie Beckwith, and sent to us on a night when she couldn't sleep. Hope you eventually got some shut-eye, Carrie - and thanks for the list!

"Damn, I forgot to take my antipsychotics."

"Did you say something? Oh sorry, it must have been the voices."

"Hi, I'm Jesus."

"My doctor said I shouldn't worry too much about the homicidal thoughts I'm having."

"Aliens put a tape recorder in my head."

"What day is it today? Oops, I was supposed to be back in hospital."

"I'm going to meet my girlfriend. I met her in psychiatric out-patients."

"It's the Lithium that makes me shake."

"I've had ECT. If I touch you, I can give you an electric shock. Wanna try?"

"Sorry, you can't have that seat. Can't you see that Elvis is sitting there?"

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