Britain's hat-trick of tragicomic films centred around northern England and featuring sport (be it football or ballet) is completed by Purely Belter.

Hot on the heels of Billy Elliot and There's Only One Jimmy Grimble, comes the latest offering from director Mark Herman.

Listen dog, either start doing some tricks or we sell you

After success with Brassed Off and Little Voice this is certainly a worthy addition to the Herman portfolio but whether it matches them is open to debate.

Schoolboy Gerry and unemployed friend Sewell have no money and come from the wrong side of town.

Look, this film's got nothing to do with Inspector Morse

Hardly the right ingredients when you are trying to buy season tickets for Newcastle United.

The £1000 price tag doesn't put them off and the film follows the pair's attempts to raise the necessary cash which would guarantee regular access to St. James' Park.

I dare you to tell Shearer he's rubbish

Naturally the moneymaking schemes become more desperate getting the lads in trouble with the law as well as their families.

Don't be put off by Purely Belter's football story line. It's a film for everyone although soccer fans will probably appreciate our heroes actions more than most.

Spare a thought for actor Chris Beattie. Not only did he have to juggle acting with his schoolwork but he had to pretend to support Newcastle when he's actually a Sunderland fan.