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The way kids speak

Children say the funniest things often with great deliberation. Finding out what they mean is a charming hobby most often pursued by parents, relatives and teachers.

Guidelines to gobbledeegook

Callers to Jonathan Cowap's programme on BBC Radio York have been talking about the words and phrases their children dream up.....

Here's a selection...From the simple spoonerism and malapropism - to the highly inventive "Fowchay".

Personal favourite: Father Christmas and his radiators

Fornclakes
Cornflakes
Dugada
Guitar
Mazageens
Magazines
Fowchay
Water
Trollypector
Helicopter
Hobaloo
Horrible
Num-nums
Slippers
Binkulars
Binoculars
Fuppers
Wellington boots
Electric City
Electricity
Swimney Cheap
Chimney Sweep
Caterpiltar
Catapult
Mow Lawner
Lawn Mower
Skewskicer
Screwdriver
Stickyfoot
Certificate
Jammy duffnuts
Jammy doughnuts
Cacavan
Caravan
Nockasulls
Binoculars
Fliptop commuter
Laptop computer

..and then, of course, there's the perfectly lucid:

Bastions on their boswans = brassieres on their bosoms


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