| Send comments to [email protected] and have you name in lights (well Bold). This, and every week, Bushby will be preaching the Secret Level two cents. Welcome to this week's letters page, Bushby here again accompanied this week by special guest 'Magic 8-ball'. Dear Bushby
Having just had a wee look at the Kid's latest ramble I could not help noticing that he is spouting total rubbish! In particular his mentioning that he is going round beating everyone at TW2004... what complete and utter donkey's do!
The Kid was just that, a kid, when thrashed off the course by Dave Vague and my good self the other night.
I might also mention his recent losses on Pro Evo Soccer and the fact he has never yet won a race against me at Burnout or a set of Virtua Tennis 2. He will always be The Kid until he learns to play with the big boys!
Love and kisses
Dr Leevil
Ps. He is very good at Rocky though, and regularly kicks every ones arse. You boys are still playing Virtua Tennis 2? Guys, Top Spin is where it's at
baby. Yo Hombre I could really do with some advice on a subject that's been bothering me for some time now (well about a week). I was in the street the other day and happened to chance upon a Lawman - beating up the wrong guy. My God, I thought 'Hey now - look at that caveman go' (It's the freakiest Show -o-o-o) The whole unsavoury incident has left me needing to know (you guessed it); Is there life on mars? Phill Utility Probably, though it does raise the much more important question: How many times does a big giraffe? Think about it. Magic 8-ball says - "All sources point to Yes" Hello Mr Bushby Recently I was on my upstairs landing (at least I think it was my landing) when through the window I caught a glimpse of a neighbour. I could only just see them so I immediately reached for my weapon to go for the one shot killer that is the headshot. Realising I wasn't playing Halo (added to the fact that it's doubtful if my plastic bb gun would have the power to travel over the road, let alone take a human mans head off) I withdrew from the situation disappointed Man I just want to blow people away! Do a have an, uh, problem? Dave Vague "It looks doubtful" The ball never lies, so it seems like you're fine. However might I suggest you play something less aggressive, like Tetris? Actually thinking about it you might just end up throwing bricks at your neighbour. Video games are bad, m'kay.
Magic 8-ball | 
