|  | I'm tired so tired (tied of waiting for you-u-u! Ed) and all I can see is some poor man's guts hanging out of his belly. It's been a bad day, worse than yesterday, so much blood and gore. Huge open wounds, big hooks used to enlarge the hole. Ribs cracking as the strings are pulled tighter. Man's inside are pulled out, the bowels pulsating for all to see. Clamps and scissors, blades and spikes, the equipment used is immense and specialised. The big boss is not happy - he never is, especially when he's got a scalpel in his hand. STITCH! Is the cry. So much sarcasm, so much it hurts. I don't see daylight much or have may friends so this is my life - day in, day out. Some days they don't even let me go home. But it's OK, I can cope
I think
I Hope. The lights have just gone out, discussions are taking place. Lots of ideas umming and arhing - "Someone's life is at stake! Think of them. Think of their families. It'll be you soon - who'll care then?" I haven't played many games recently, not new ones anyway. I managed to get into Mario Kart eventually. The team will be posting some Time Trial high scores to accompany our Burnout ones real soon and I'm certain none of your sorry asses will beat my times! Been trashing all and sundry on Tiger Woods 2004 on all the formats. It may just be the best Golf sim ever. The extra dimension of the arcade playability leading to top multi-player action - for me at least. If you want to post your top scores for any rounds I'd be really keen to see them.  Been trashing all and sundry on Tiger Woods 2004 on all the formats. It may just be the best Golf sim ever. The extra dimension of the arcade playability leading to top multi-player action - for me at least.  | | John Doy |
And that's that for games this month as I've been giving most of my precious spare time to some particularly lucky ladies! But women are very odd creatures - making it obvious they're interested (and lets face it who wouldn't be interested in me - The Kid!) so you show some interest back and then all of a sudden they ain't that interested! Or are they playing hard to get? Women! Stick to you beloved console. Trust me it will never lead you up the garden path, over broken glass, without any shoes on! Peace out. The Kid
Burnout 2 high scores: can you beat these? Level | Vehicle | Score | Gamer | 1 | Supercar | $45,067,968 | The Kid | 2 | Supercar | $66,587,504 | Janey-poo | 3 | Supercar | $91,408,800 | The Kid | 4 | Supercar | $17,724,508 | Phil Utility | 5 | Supercar | $78,380,184 | Phil Utility | 6 | Supercar | $97,609,680 | Phil Utility | 7 | Custom Pickup | $36,952,168 | Phil Utility | 8 | Supercar | $11,439,756 | Phil Utility | 9 | Custom roadster | $207,151,472 | Allen Loader | 10 | Supercar | $38,014,532 | Allen Loader | 11 | Supercar | $34,766,566 | Phil Utility | 12 | Supercar | $47,390,400 | Phil Utility | 13 | Supercar | $10,621,990 | Phil Utility | 14 | Supercar | $19,694,750 | Phil Utility | 15 | Supercar | $34,672,752 | Dr Leevil | 16 | Supercar | $107,805,480 | The Kid | 17 | Custom Muscle | $86,788,416 | The Kid | 18 | | $35 212 576 | Clarkestar | 19 | Supercar | $45,633,496 | The Kid | 20 | Supercar | $46,293,152 | Dave Vague | 21 | Supercar | $46,321,844 | The Kid | 22 | Supercar | $50,354,231 | Andrew | 23 | Supercar | $68,266,360 | The Kid | 24 | Supercar | $93,005,128 | The Kid | 25 | Custom Pickup | $59,424,928 | Dave Vague | 26 | Supercar | $46 958 388 | Clarkestar | 27 | Supercar | $69 179 440 | Clarkestar | 28 | Supercar | $68,764,096 | The Kid | 29 | Custom Pickup | $40,909,512 | Dave Vague | 30 | Supercar | $75,449,608 | The Kid |
Can you beat the above scores?
Robert Garland
I want to play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas now. faizan
level 9 supercar $209,311,094 |
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