My Grandma's story

My Grandma was a nurse at whiteheaven hospital but had no war casulties. when she went to Southport she ate all the pies and had seventeen children with a wombat called Freddy. Then she put a duck called Elvis in a liquidiser and switched it on. It made a funny noise. Next, a retard called Clifford came along and ate everybody. Then my grandma shot him. Suddenly Andrew Pollard appeared and vanished. OMG!!!!! ADRIAN IS SOOO FAT!!!
Suddenly everyone died.
The end.

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