See ya! You can find (one of) us In Da Clubpublished at 15:46 BST 12 July 2017
Image source, Getty ImagesHave a great time whatever you do tonight.
But if you're *37 or older, then maybe stay away from da club as you are too old.
That's not our view, it's the findings of a new survey, external.
You could always stay in and scroll down this page for the latest round of Thom Yorke v UK Artists for Palestine, Stormzy's big day at Oxford Uni, our Ariana - the new honorary Manc and another brilliant case of mistaken identity involving two actual musical Mancs and an actual knight.
Then, there's always the Wimbledon highlights too of course...
(*This means one of us still qualifies...)




















