Will Mellor Interview - Part 1 of 2

Have you ever taken revenge on someone and, if so, how?

I p*ssed in their drink for making me eat brie!!

Were you to write a self-help book, what would the title be?
How to help yourself!!

What was your favourite book to read as a child?
It was a 'choose your own adventure' book (I don't know the title) What are your phobias?
Polystyrene egg boxes and rubbing balloons (the sounds make my teeth grate).

Describe yourself as a lonely hearts advert...
Lonely... Fancy a shag?!

What was the worst job you ever had and why?
In a factory, picking orders for companies.

If you could hire someone to do a job for you, what would that be?
Blow!!

Have you ever been attracted to a teacher/tutor and, if so, who were they?
I fancied my P.E. teacher, Mr. Eliot (only joking, her name was Miss Butler)

Have you ever made your own clothing? What was it?
I slashed some jeans once in my Bros stage!

Give us a good statistic...
Men think about sex every 6 seconds (well, I do...)

If oranges had never existed, how would you describe their colour to someone?
A mix of yellow and red!!

What was the first record/album you ever bought?
"Frankie" by Sister Sledge.

If you were to write a musical about a famous person's life, who would you base it on and why?
Stevie Wonder: he is simply the best!!

When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you smell?
My fingers (I'll leave it there!!)

The Darkness clearly believe in a thing called love - do you?
Yes.
Predictive texting - good or evil?
Evil (I hate it)

Have you ever blown something up in a microwave and, if so, what was it?
No, I'm not stupid!!

Do you have a recurring dream?
Not at the moment.

In your opinion, which is the best track Tom Jones ever recorded?
Green, Green Grass of Home. (I don't really care)

Facial hair - good or bad?
Good (on a man).

David Beckham. Discuss.
He is a great football player with probably the best right foot in the world and the worst wife!!

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