Have you ever taken revenge on someone and, if so, how?
I once had to make my friend a cup of tea and, for a hilarious joke, I didn't put any sugar in - they've never forgiven me.
If you could take a course in any subject, what would it be and why?
Muff Sky diving?
Were you to write a self-help book, what would the title be?
Muff sky diving for beginners 'Don't worry, you don't smell THAT bad...'
What was your favourite book to read as a child?
Crime and Punishment.
What are your phobias?
Spiders and tomatoes (I know - freak!)
Describe yourself as a lonely hearts advert...
("I am a lonely hearts advert") Tall, pale, skinny bloke with big nose, OSOH (odd sense of humour), would like to meet female with pulse.
What was the worst job you ever had and why?
Having to do this questionnaire 'cos it's hard.
If you could hire someone to do a job for you, what would that be?
I'd hire Will Mellor to be a bouncer or a bodyguard - have you seen the size of him! He's like a silverback gorilla.
Have you ever been attracted to a teacher/tutor and, if so, who were they?
Gareth Carrivick, our director, is a bit like a teacher in some ways and I'm oddly attracted to him. It's the pheromones. And the hair.
Have you ever made your own clothing? What was it?
I once made a glove out of a cat that had been run over.
Give us a good statistic...
9 out of 10 actors hate doing questionnaires.
If oranges had never existed, how would you describe their colour to someone?
I probably wouldn't bother (just 'cos the fruit never existed, doesn't mean the colour didn't) I'd buy an orange felt tip pen, draw something, and then show it to them.
What was the first record/album you ever bought?
"The Beatles... 20 Greatest Hits" followed by "Michael Jackson…Thriller". I'm ace.
If you were to write a musical about a famous person's life, who would you base it on and why?
Will Young and Gareth Gates. Because I just can't get enough of their wonderful voices.
When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you smell?
My armpit - left or right. Or, if I'm feeling cheeky, sometimes both.
The Darkness clearly believe in a thing called love - do you?
I believe in a band called The Darkness.
Predictive texting - good or evil?
Winner.
Have you ever blown something up in a microwave and, if so, what was it?
A balloon.
Do you have a recurring dream?
Yes, it involves me, Sheridan Smith, Natalie Casey and Kathryn Drysdale, some handcuffs and a big bowl of red jelly. Nuff said.
In your opinion, which is the best track Tom Jones ever recorded?
Delilah/Kiss (but that was a cover).
Facial hair - good or bad?
Not being able to grow any myself, I'd have to say I don't really have an opinion.
David Beckham. Discuss.
Who?
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