Space Force File: Authorised personnel only. OR JEFFERS - WHO'S HACKED INTO THIS COMPUTER!
Rank: Technical Officer, THEY SAID THIS SYSTEM WAS UNHACKABLE, WELL LA LA LA LA LOOK AT ME
Qualifications: BSC in Programming Dynamics, MLA in Applied Information Theory - WHERE DO THEY KEEP THE PORN ON THIS THING?
Character Assessment
Disobedient and insolent AND VERY GOOD IN BED, Jeffers CAN DRINK TWO BOTTLES OF CIDER WITHOUT NEEDING A WEE has been subject to several serious investigations, records of which have mysteriously disappeared from our central computer OH DEAR.
Recommended Action
Investigate further. GOOD LUCK!
