Your Letters
How difficult is David Walliams' Thames swim? Twice as difficult as he expected?
Ian Roberts@BBC News Magazine
"Ex-Tory peer Lord Hanningfield freed from jail early" - this bothers me somewhat. How come "everybody was doing it" is considered a mitigating circumstance for Lords stealing £14k, but an aggravating circumstance for oiks stealing water (in a riot).
Andrew, Malvern, UK
Judging by the picture, it seems mum lost the coin toss on who names the baby.
Martin Comer, London UK
"Cats ...have been genetically modified to glow in the dark". Funded, no doubt, by a research charity set up by mice.
Mark, Reading
From being able to see in the dark to being seen in the dark!
K Morrison, Lowestoft
Dear Paper Monitor, Can I just say - with some pride I hasten to add - that I have read your run down of today's press several times now and still haven't got a clue what you're on about.
Howard, London, UK
I've always loved the sound of the wind and there's quite a bit of it about today. But the sound seems to come in two levels a high pitched "shuffing" noise as it blows through the leaves and a much lower pitched rumble. Does anybody know what causes this rumble. It doesn't seem to be linked to the movement of the trees.
Ian, Redditch


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