Weekly Bonus Question
09:15 UK time, Friday, 19 June 2009
Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.
Each week the news quiz 7 days 7 questions will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.
Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS link below. And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.
This week's answer is A WONKY JAW.
UPDATE, 1605 BST: The correct answer - what was one of the identifying marks on a cat which went missing from a vet's surgery in Cheltenham (and which the vet distributed 20,000 posters trying to find).
Comment number 1.
At 09:07 19th Jun 2009, Dougie wrote:What does my wife get after she's been yacking on the phone for too long?
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At 09:13 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:What's the strangest thing that any MP has claimed for?
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At 09:20 19th Jun 2009, chester_copperpott wrote:Telling John Prescott to 'slow down on the pies' will guarantee you what?
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At 09:36 19th Jun 2009, chub wrote:What's a waj?
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At 09:41 19th Jun 2009, 1950 wrote:Ronaldo failed a medical at Real Madrid because of...?
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At 09:49 19th Jun 2009, danbeen wrote:Steven Spielberg told the great white shark he'd failed the audition because of what?
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At 09:50 19th Jun 2009, Phil_in_Brum wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 09:51 19th Jun 2009, phillymaus wrote:What do you call a mistake on a website telling you that the comments link is below when it is in fact above?
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At 09:59 19th Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:What do you call a chat with a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest?
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At 10:05 19th Jun 2009, russorange wrote:Which mandibular disability rhymes with donkey bore?
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At 10:18 19th Jun 2009, Kieran Boyle wrote:What do Cherie Blair and Gordon Brown have in common?
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At 10:20 19th Jun 2009, Eutychus15 wrote:How might a posh person say "I promise to tell you the truth"?
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At 10:40 19th Jun 2009, profoundspringy99 wrote:13 Across: Turns out Jay won wak leading to a need for a dental visit(1, 5, 3)
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At 10:45 19th Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:Sowwy, I will nowt come to wwwoork today because I hov a?
excuse for a sick day
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At 10:46 19th Jun 2009, kevinjwoods wrote:What is Gordon browns excuse for everything he has said in the last year?
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At 11:25 19th Jun 2009, tigatim wrote:I like Bruce Forsyth and he does not have a
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At 11:26 19th Jun 2009, Graham wrote:Why does Gordon Brown talk like that?
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At 11:27 19th Jun 2009, Hailsbells wrote:What do you get if you cross a 3 legged donkey with a shark?
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At 11:48 19th Jun 2009, deleted wrote:Where do I keep all my single keys?
In my one key jar - at the side of the door.
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At 12:00 19th Jun 2009, Chris Ford wrote:What to you get if you masticate too much?
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At 12:11 19th Jun 2009, mikecambs wrote:what is the only thing that gordon brown did not claim for?
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At 12:13 19th Jun 2009, onscene wrote:World famous Confectionary Company introduces new sweet called ...
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At 12:15 19th Jun 2009, mol1968 wrote:Vanessa Feltz blames weight problems on .....
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At 12:15 19th Jun 2009, MarkeBlog wrote:What did the stunned fly suffer from after Obama flexed his presidential muscles to give it a clean left hook this week?
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At 12:22 19th Jun 2009, Chris Ford wrote:When confronted with his latest expense claim did Gordon Brown have:
A - A straight face
B - A stiff upper lip
C - A quivering lip
D - ???
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Comment number 26.
At 12:26 19th Jun 2009, Donald Barker wrote:Geronimo's correct postal address was Wounded Knee, but to his annoyance his letters kept being delivered to...
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At 12:42 19th Jun 2009, irwin_winterchest wrote:What injury prevented Earl "The Walrus" Bakowski from competing in the Louisiana clam eating championships this year?
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At 12:44 19th Jun 2009, Clip (I look at others and see fear in them eyes) wrote:Ricky Hatton has one now, what is it?
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At 12:46 19th Jun 2009, kINGSTONRAINBOW wrote:What was the wibbly wobbly donkey's first injury?
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At 12:50 19th Jun 2009, Preston wrote:Gordon Brown's facial tic when speaking...?
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At 12:50 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:What's the number 1 reason for having your entry reffered to the moderators?
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At 13:04 19th Jun 2009, MikeGW7ODP wrote:What was wrong with Wonky Donkey on SM:TV live with Ant and Dec ?
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At 13:18 19th Jun 2009, excellentmad_hatter wrote:Why does Gordon Brown always do that at the end of sentences?
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At 13:27 19th Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:If you forget what TMJ stands for, just call it what?
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At 13:30 19th Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Haven't had a tetanus shot in years, why do ask?
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At 13:35 19th Jun 2009, lluaph wrote:What defective material did Samson blame for his ability to slay only 42 Philistines in a day?
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At 13:36 19th Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:Manchester Uniteds new overseas striker is called?
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At 13:43 19th Jun 2009, TheDorfmeister wrote:What feature of Max Mosley's face prompted the members of FOTA to propose an alternative F1 championship?
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At 13:57 19th Jun 2009, MBoast wrote:Gordon Brown walks into a bar and the barman says ................
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At 14:45 19th Jun 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:What will be the most common injury at the end of the Lion's tour to South Africa ?
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At 14:48 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:Who will be the next leader of North Korea? - A 'Won Ky Jaw'
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At 14:57 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:Why does the Ayotollah have a beard?
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At 14:59 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:Margaret Thatcher went into hospital with a broken arm, what did her opponent go to hospital with?
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At 15:02 19th Jun 2009, clare_555 wrote:Mr Willy Wonka's Umpa Lumpa employee was angry at having to take a pay cut due to the economic conditions. A scuffle ensued, and resulted in Mr Willy Wonka suffering what?
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At 15:28 19th Jun 2009, dvdmelech wrote:What was Lembit Opik's excuse when challenged about his 'private surgery' expenses claim.
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At 15:49 19th Jun 2009, perfectcookiejar wrote:What was 7 year old Yogi born with which made him look 'a bit strange'?
(I'm guessing this is to do with the dog who no one wanted?! - bit mean using a newsround report. We may act like kids but we're not really!!)
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At 15:52 19th Jun 2009, tricialibrarian wrote:What genetic cancerous condition is endangering the Tasmanian Devil/
What genetic cancer-causing conditino could cause the extinctioni of the Tasmanian Devil?
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Comment number 48.
At 16:08 19th Jun 2009, Mike wrote:What does Dougie Lawson (entry no.1) get after complaining about his wife yacking on the phone for too long?
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