Your Letters

15:43 UK time, Friday, 28 November 2008

How unfair is that? This week's Caption Competition is already over before the first pics for this story even arrive at monitor towers...
David, Hong Kong

I would like to nominate this as the story of the week. It was stout and sweet, but disappointingly had no pitcher to accompany the story.
Robert Phillips, Cardiff, UK

Marshmallows and beer close road? No doubt motorists are being advised to *stick* to the inside lane to avoid the *bottle neck*?
Ben Merritt, Sheffield, England

Monitor note: That's enough

On the subject of Paperweight, I reckon the Guardian on a Wednesday might be the heaviest week-day paper, purely down the the vast Society Jobs section. Of course, if you're going to weigh Weekend papers, you might need bigger scales...
Al, Cambridge

Why must stories like this always report on the characters as if they are real people?
Rob, Worcester, UK

"Last year, Captain America was killed after being shot by a sniper in New York."
God bless the BBC.
David, Milan

Re flip-flops for late night revellers: This says "Flip flops will replace 'inappropriate' footwear". Arent flip-flops rather inappropriate footwear for December?
Jen, Leeds

How, exactly, did Rebecca Adlington rewrite history? Was there a section in "history" that said "Mansfield has never produced a double Olympic gold medalist" which has now been dabbed over hurriedly with some liquid paper and updated accordingly?
Tom K Hawkey, Nottingham, UK

Was this really the best video they could find to screen grab?
Dan, London