Monday's Quote of the Day
08:59 UK time, Monday, 3 November 2008
"David Cameron's body is good but his face is all wrong. He could do with some blond highlights and a spray tan. He's far too pasty" - Paris Hilton puts herself in the running for a Central Office job
Either this was quote of the day or Ms Hilton's take on the prime minister: "Brown has a nice-looking face but he needs to shave the sides of his hair and make his fringe spiky to appeal more to young people." A bidding war must surely be in the offing as both sides gear up for 2010 by trawling for the very best image consultant money can buy.
More details (News of the World)
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