So yesterday afternoon I checked into the fictional Scarborough Hotel. The location was the very real Ramada Encore in Belfast but I was there for a unique staging of Fiona Evan's play Scarborough by Belfast based theatre company Prime Cut Productions.
The event literally began from the moment I walked in the hotel door. I had to "check in", was told that I would be in room 241 and could I possibly wait a moment as there was a bit of a delay with housekeeping? As myself and the other "guests" were escorted to the lift, there was a bit of a heated word exchange between the hotel manager and a young woman dusting, a member of staff at the "Scarborough" who was obviously disgruntled about something. But what? I was loving it. (This was, I was told later, Step Up Two, an outreach project directed by Louise Lowe to support Scarborough)
As I stood in the lift with the other members of the audience I wondered what we were all letting ourselves in for? I felt nervous. Then the door of 241 was opened and we were told to enjoy our stay. We walked in and a couple, a man and woman, were sitting on the bed, half dressed, the detritus of a dirty weekend, condom wrappers, underwear, alcopops, scattered around the room. 
I admit it was very odd, and I felt a total voyeur, as I carefully manoeuvred my way past actress Kathy Kiera Clarke in her slip and sat down. Kathy was playing Lauren, Brian Markey her boyfriend Daz. As the drama unfolded, Daz turns out to be her pupil, about to turn 16, hence the hotel room and the weekend away and she is his PE teacher Miss Potts. That's Kathy in the picture opposite.
After 45 minutes of watching their relationship fall apart, we're taken back to the lift and to another room. And this is where Prime Cut's unique staging of the play really kicked in for me, as my fellow Scarborugh guets talked and argued about what we had just seen. It was amazing. And as we walked into another room I saw another couple was waiting for us, a mirror image of what we had just seen, with the same text, only this time the pupil is a 15 year school girl Beth played by Lisa Hogg and her PE teacher is a 29 year old man Aidan played by Paul Kennedy.
This is Lisa and Paul.
Afterwards in the lift, between floor six and ground floor, my fellow audience members covered some of the biggest issues in life, morality, sex, gender, and how different attitudes are when its a young boy having an affair with an older woman rather than when its the other way around.
I checked out of the "Scarborough" after 90 minutes and came out into the sunshine, exhilarated. It got me thinking about the bravery of such a staging. Set against a background of funding cuts and grants being slashed, and an unpredictable future for all arts groups across the UK and Ireland, there were only 12 audience members per performance.
Congratulations to Prime Cut and director Emma Jordan for taking the risk to put the play on in this setting, for not the biggest of box office returns.