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BLACK SQUADRON - ALIEN
Post categories: Black Squadron
|16:11 UK time, Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Oooh scary! You certainly look like you could be from another planet, well done space alien squadron.
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THE OVERLOOK HOTEL - 21ST MAY 2011
Post categories: Blog Squadron art
|08:39 UK time, Friday, 27 May 2011
This week's drawing courtesy of James Hood... 'The Overlook Hotel'.
Adam and Natty have gone to spend a lovely weekend at the Overlook hotel. But as Natty does a spot of drawing, Adam finds the receptionist's shtick hard to bear.
Regular guests Gary Newman and Gary Oldman wait to check in and Garth takes advantage of a free game of 'Cannibal Run.'
SONG WARS - LYRICS
Post categories: Song Wars
|14:45 UK time, Wednesday, 25 May 2011
As promised, here are the lyrics to this week's Song Wars to help you decide who to choose, or just to have a sing-along.
Party Pom Pom - Adam
My friend
Frederick said come round I said yes.
We can play a bit of Wii, we can play DS
We can play Super Mario Galaxy 2
But I tell you right now that I’m better than you
I know this is your house, where you live with Mum & Dad
I know you want to win, and that is very sad cos
I got the tricks bruv , I got the skill
I been training pretty hard and I’m ready to kill
I’m a cold blooded plumber, I’m a nunchuck king
When you begin to lose then I begin to sing
And here is the thing, the thing that I sing
Can you feel the sting from the thing that I sing?
CHORUS
Would you like to come to a party Pom Pom?
Would you like to be my guest?
It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
A poo poo party’s the best
You don’t need to bring no presents
There ain’t gonna be no cake
Just bring the Wii and you’d better guarantee
That you don’t make no mistake
Are you gonna come to my party Pom Pom?
Are you gonna be my guest?
It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
A poo poo party’s the best!
VERSE 2
How are you enjoying all the humiliation?
Would you like some more on your Daddy’s Playstation?
Hold up a second cos your Mummy’s coming in,
Save the level and wait for the speech to begin:
What you doing inside? It’s a nice day out
Go and get the football. Have a kick about.
Nice bit a exercise, that’s what you need
Or go and get book and have a lickle read
Why you gotta sit there playing that machine?
Staring at a plumber on a flickering screen
That’s not real life, that’s just nonsense
No wonder all the children now are turning out so dense
CHORUS
We’re in the middle of a party Pom Pom
Don’t stop the party now
Freddy’s getting covered in poo poo pom pom
A little bit of poo poo anyhow
We’re learning all about plumbers
We’re learning all about stars
We rescuing a princess in distress
Using physical and mental powers
Come along and join in the party pom pom
Give all your worries a rest
It’s gonna be a poo poo party pom pom
A poo poo party’s the best
Are you going to come to the party Pom Pom?
Did you get the special invitation?
It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
We’re celebrating your annihilation!
Twister - Garth
Yeah, we playing twister
Take ya shoes off unless you wanna blister We break a sweat but we never break our wrist-a You can bring your friend but please don't bring your sister (yeah, she's well annoying)
Yeah, we playing twister
Even MPs play it in westminster
If you's a youngen or if you is a spinster We can all have a little game of twister
Right foot blue and left hand green
I'm like a human crab baby, I'm a twister machine Left hand yellow and right foot red Now my booty is getting a bit close to your head Right foot green and and left hand blue My legs are in a knot I can never undo Left hand red and right foot yellow Now ya see I am a bendy fellow
When it comes to playing twister I'm a natural And I think it really helps that I'm not that tall If I slip when I'm tied up like a pretzel You'll see the very definition of a prat fall.
Now it is clear to me you never had a wash first Cos your armpits is smelling like a bratwurst And your feet is smelling even more worse Any minute I'll be leaving in a black hearse.
Yeah, we playing twister
Take ya shoes off unless you wanna blister We break a sweat but we never break our wrist-a You can bring your friend but please don't bring your sister (yeah, she's well annoying)
Yeah, we playing twister
Even MPs play it in westminster
If you's a youngen or if you is a spinster We can all have a little game of twister.
BLACK SQUADRON - CATALOGUE POSE
Post categories: Black Squadron
|14:35 UK time, Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Looking good black squadron. Whether you're scratching your chin or pointing off camera, your catalogue poses are very professional.
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SONG WARS - TOYS & GAMES
Post categories: Song Wars
|10:35 UK time, Saturday, 21 May 2011
Have a listen to these two beautifully home crafted songs and decide whether it's Adam or Garth who make you turn up the volume!
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ENTER THE YUM YUMS - 14TH MAY 2011
Post categories: Blog Squadron art
|17:01 UK time, Thursday, 19 May 2011
Here's this week's drawing from James Hood... 'Enter the Yum Yums'. It is the poster for Skin Bird and Yum Yums.
'Cornules the Skin Bird', played by Vincent Disneur takes on the might of 'Hydra Yum Yums'' 4 heads, all played by Adam Buxton (like Eddie Murphy playing all those roles in Coming to America).
The cast also includes John Saxon as 'Solid Meat man 1', Bolo Yeung as 'Solid Meat man 2', Boggins as 'Jazz Boggins' and Lord Alan Sugar as 'Halan'.
BLACK SQUADRON - FOAM FACE FLOTILLA
Post categories: Black Squadron
|12:41 UK time, Wednesday, 18 May 2011
Looking good again Black Squadron. With foam faces, you've proved you can either hide your identity or enhance your best facial features.
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SAUCY ARCHERS
Post categories: Archers
|12:45 UK time, Tuesday, 17 May 2011
You may recall Joe's 'romantic' version of The Archers from a year or two ago. Well the writers and cast of Radio 4's much loved drama have been at it again. Swiss Squadron member Richard Soden alerted us to the latest exploits in Ambridge and Count Buckules did the rest for your listening pleasure.
ADAM'S ARCHERS
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JOE'S ARCHERS
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NONSENSE NONSENSE NONSENSE!
Post categories: downloads
|17:02 UK time, Friday, 13 May 2011
We all need a nonsense text alert from time to time so help yourself to these handy Adam & Joe downloads!
That Is Nonsense
Nonsense Nonsense Nonsense!
The Nonsense Button's Gone Off
To download, right click on the link and choose 'Save Target As'. (If you're using a Mac it's Ctrl+click)
BALLYMORON VS PECKHAMMM RYE - 7TH MAY 2011
Post categories: Blog Squadron art
|16:19 UK time, Thursday, 12 May 2011
Thanks to James Hood for this week's visual representation...
This week's pic is based on Goya's '3rd May 1808' and Brosnan's 'Taffin' 1988.
We found out this week that Mr Roboto is part human. The picture shows Mr Roboto and his conductor friends carrying out a Southern Service style takeover of Ballymoron; protected, here, by man's man Bronholm.
Residents of the town include Australian chimneysweep Lee Hickman, Alan De La Woking and son, who have savagely plucked their nasal hairs and eyebrow, Adam Buxton and his firm buttocks, Senor Fiesta with his baby, PA system and dog and Adam's very long flies, agape.
BLACK SQUADRON - INCREDIBLY NICE. WARM. COMFY AND COSY
Post categories: Black Squadron
|15:24 UK time, Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Even as a hard working force, the Black Squadron need their chill time. You do look incredibly nice, warm, comfy and cosy!
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GHOST TOWN - 30TH APRIL 2011
|16:56 UK time, Friday, 6 May 2011
This week’s illustration from James Hood is titled Ghost Town.
“It is based on The ‘Ghost Town’ video by the Specials. Adam, Joe and chums are fidgeting their way to the Attack the Block premiere in a 1981 Honda Nonsense. Adam (dressed as Fat Sam) is playing with his beard and Joe is joggling his knees and moulding his chin. They are chauffeured by Nikki Listener, who has tucked her ear lobes into her head and Jaguar skills flicks his Adam’s apple. Denny Different ruffles his eyebrows while Mr Roboto provides important information along the way.
The windscreen has been recycled from an unwanted envelope.”
ATTACK THE BLOCK PREMIERE
Post categories: film
|12:07 UK time, Thursday, 5 May 2011
Last night James and I went along to Leicester Square in London's glitzy and exciting West End and attended the premiere of Joe's debut feature as both writer and director, Attack The Block. As you can see form the picture below (taken by Garth Jennings who also came along) I went for the top hat and tails. It was the first time I'd worn this suit since I got married. I found some 10 year old cocktail sticks in the pockets. They still had some mini sausage residue on them. Yummolicious! As you can imagine the presence of Dr Buckles in such a spectacular and arousing outfit sent the paparazzi completely mentile and the flash bulb scrumage was so intense that I was blinded for about 10 minutes and had to be lead to my seat by a gang of nude women. I've asked my PR team to keep as many of the pictures out of the papers as possible as I didn't want the whole thing to be about me. I hope they've respected my wishes.
Inside the cinema there were lots of friendly and variously famous faces including Joe's lovely lady partner, his equally lovely Ma & Pa, Jonathan Ross and Jane Goldman, Peter Serafinowicz (my guest at BUG next week incidentally) and Sarah Alexander, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Jessica Hynes, Jon Ronson, Matt Holness, Bradd Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Robert Pattinson, Keith Chegwin and Hufty. Can you spot where I started lying there?
Of course the main thing I was concerned with was the snack situation. They had free popcorn on the seats (in bags that is) and fruit flavoured water in the arm rests. I tried the flavoured water but decided to squeeze some lemon into a cup of my own urine and drink that instead. I mean, I didn't but I may as well have done. In addition I got some Maltesers for James and I had some Revels. James didn't finish his Teasers cos it was so hot in the auditorium (the heat presumably generated by Joe, he's so hot right now) that after a while they went too melty. I avoided that problem by polishing my Revels in around 10 minutes flat. So anyway, there was a film too...
After a nice funny and heartfelt introduction from Joe and the obligatory line up of the cast we sat back and watched Attack The Block. It's a peach. Exciting, super tight, funny and scary. Like me in other words. I have no doubt it's going to do very well indeed though I guess part of me hopes it doesn't mean that Joe will be so busy from now on that our radio assignations will become impossible. We'll have to see, but for the time being I urge you to check it out. It's the beginning of what I'm sure will be a very successful career for Torpedo Commander and Movie Wrangler Jozzer Cornballs. Well done man!
Love Dr Buck
BLACK SQUADRON - SURGERY
Post categories: Black Squadron
|16:55 UK time, Tuesday, 3 May 2011
You scrubbed up nicely Black Squadron, to use anything and everything for surgical procedures on unsuspecting patients.
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