The Gossip: Princess Beatrice cuts Ed Sheeran with a sword

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Is this the most bizarre story of 2016?
There's quite a lot of competition but yes folks, you read the headline right. Princess Beatrice has apparently slashed Ed Sheeran's face with a sword at a party.
And it gets weirder...
She was pretending to knight James Blunt at the time.
Yup.
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It sounds like Beatrice swung the ceremonial sword over her shoulder without realising the singer was behind her.
And as she said “arise Sir James”... well it all went horribly wrong.
Ed was reportedly rushed to hospital for stitches.
But he's posed for pictures with fans since then and seems to be doing just fine.
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In fact, it looks like it's healing nicely!
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Although the scar seemed to switch cheeks at one point?!
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Understandably, people think it's one of the strangest things that ever happened.
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Drake pulls a sicky in Dubai

Apparantly he was a paid a whopping £200,000 up front for a VIP performance in Dubai.
But Drake fans were left disappointed when he didn't turn up.
Some waited until 5am for him to show, but it wasn't to be.
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Instead, DJ Bliss, who's a big deal in the Middle East, carried his set on throughout the night.
It's claimed Drake's team and the club's management had a disagreement because too many fans showed up.
His people are reported to have said it was for his own safety.
Is it really over for Honey G?

The dream is finally over for H-to-the-O-to-the-N-to-the-E-to-the-Y-to-the-G.
Or is it?
She was voted off the X Factor last night, but could there be a Honey G single heading our way?
Some of her fans certainly think there should be.
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After the show, she claimed she’s already got an "amazing" single waiting to be recorded.
And she wasted no time begging for a contract.
"I'd really, really like to get a record deal with Simon Cowell," she told viewers on The Xtra Factor.
"I have my heart set on that. I know I can sell records, and I've got the potential to go far as a rap artist."
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So could it happen?
Well when asked, Simon grinned, saying: "We don't make any decisions until after the show."
Surely it's got Christmas number one all over it?
Via Newsbeat