Luis Suarez appears to have a surprising hobby
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The Barcelona and former Liverpool player has written a rather surprising tweet...
The weekend delivered snow-filled pitches, strange post-match analysis and erm Luis Suarez educating us all on architecture. Yes that last one is really true...
1) Dutch colonial history enthusiast of the week
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Among the established hobbies of Luis Suarez - biting, wearing that wrist bandage, being good at football but not being as good as Lionel Messi - we did not expect to find 18th century Far East Protestant architecture.
2) Spot the ball
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What happened to orange balls? Who decided that pale yellow was easily visible in a blizzard? Also, what’s going on with the weather? It’s March, for god’s sake.
3) An hour in the life of Charlie Adam
Yes, but what about those corners, eh? Lovely corners.
4) The eighth wonder of the world
Mohamed Salah: King of Egypt...and redesigner of Anfield, apparently. After scoring four he was seen apologising to the Watford goalkeeper, external. Seriously now, is there anything bad about Salah? Does he leave his socks on the floor? Does he put the milk in with the teabag?
5) Jose Mourinho’s rant (extended club mix)
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Even after a fairly routine FA Cup win over Brighton, nothing was going to improve Jose’s mood. In this particular quote, though, we really hope he did a funny voice for the "please Mr, take me from the pitch" bit.
6) Punditwear, Pt. 1,933
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Leicester was no place for an exposed head on Sunday evening, so desperate times called for retro measures for Ian Wright and Alan Shearer.
7) Caught on camera
We’ll just leave that one with you.
8) The weather in Stoke: a parody
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Snow is no longer fun. No longer magical. It’s just annoying.
9) “It’s only a game”
Ah, they’ve calmed down a bi….nope, there goes the chair.
10) A political football
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At least give England a chance to embarrass themselves against Panama, eh?
