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This shining star of the British poetry scene recently composed a 1000 line poem in his capacity as Poet for the New Millennium Experience. This significantly shorter piece is based on his General Studies 'A' Level exam and was performed during an edition of Radio 4's Bookshelf in 1992.
'Which of these films was Dirk Bogarde
makes how much aluminium?
General Studies, the upper sixth, a doddle, a cinch
or a calculator
Having galloped through but not caring enough
milk-white breasts and nakedness, or more specifically
That term - everybody felt the heat
long and cool like cocktails,
only let out for older guys with studded jackets
One jot of consolation
on her man's new Honda
put down both feet and stood to stretch her limbs,
and to smooth her tight jeans.
she stood there like a wishbone,
and rumour has it he didn't notice
having underbalanced on a tight left-hander. | ||||