 Cracker jokes have to be suitable for all age groups |
It might seem like a fun job, but to the people who select jokes for Christmas crackers it's a deadly serious business. They take great pains not to offend anyone, as no-one wants grandma keeling over at the festive dinner table.
At Tesco, cracker buyer Sundeep Walia keeps a watchful eye over the joke writing process.
Choosing which to include, she says, is no laughing matter either, and has led to the introduction of a "jest test".
She explains: "We get together a bunch of IT technicians, accountants, some legal beagles - staff with the sort of jobs that require a rather serious minded approach.
"We read the cracker jokes out to them and if they make a titter, the joke is in. Simple."
Among her favourite rib-ticklers this year is the following gag:
Q: What is white and fluffy and swings through the cake shop?
A: A merangue-o-tang.
And for those who still need winning over she added a second:
Q: Which bird sucks seeds?
A: A budgie with no teeth.
But can you do better? Send us your funniest cracker jokes and we will publish the top 10 in Christmas week.
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