David is opening a bottle What would you like to do to David? Poke David  18.40%  Hug David  15.20%  Karate Chop David  66.40%  125 of you have done something to David.

• Enjoys Round the Horne and Federico Garcia Lorca
• In 1999, his then guide dog Lucy vomited in the Chamber during the speech of his Tory opponent
• Explained in 2001 that he wore his wedding ring, in spite of being a divorcee, as "a useful way of ensuring that people don't casually think I am available"
• Fan of Elvis Presley, Delius, Procul Harum, Joe Cocker, Peter Skellern and Nana Mouskouri

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