'Dammit Henson, you've broken the training curfew again, haven't you? You've been out with Charlotte Church - I can smell smoke!'

'It's all part of the joys of being Welsh. We all think we can sing and coach.'

'Next, little Megan Lewis-Jones will recite her little poem about where she thinks the WRU are going wrong."

'I was thinking the same thing - it would never have worked out!'

'We were going to call him Boyo... But then the politically correct mob stuck their noses in.'

'I think Sam should have checked out the small print.'

'It was very peaceful - until someone I'd given a lollipop to, stabbed someone with it - and one thing led to another

'It was the tourist board's idea when they heard Wales had more speed cameras then anywhere else in the UK.'

'Hurry up or you'll miss the early evening news!'

'It's even hotter at Barry Island... Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!'