Twin B's diary
25th November
Kyra (New UK talent), Alexanda O'Neal (Critizise etc, had the 80's on lock) and Sticky, all in the studio and making a tune. That's how I spent my Saturday afternoon before the show. The night will be spent partying or summink. I'm not on the decks anywhere tonight, so I'm raving it out. Probably to Funky House as it's everywhere.
Olly, Olly Olly...........................
23rd November
Sway's merking
The guy is mooooooving!
Props.
21st November
Been talking to a lot of girls recently and talent seems to be the new "gold card" when it comes to guys. Back in the day a guy just needed to have money, or pretend that he had some to get girls, (eg rent a car, borrow your older brothers chain and his animal covered Moshino shirt). Now it seems it's all about talent and girls are drawn in by that. Play a guitar, be really good at a sport, be an entrepeneur and that's all the game you need. I sweeeeeaaarr!
18 November 2006
So today on my show I played some big UK tunes (Like every Saturday), but I also talked about how yoou would approach a guy or girl you liked and got interactive on it via the texts and emails. It seems like girls these days are bolder and have a lot more game. I never come across those ones though????
17 November
Cake. Why doesn't any shop sell plain cakes anymore??? Banana, Carrot, nut, coffee. WHERE HAVE ALL THE PLAIN CAKES GONE??? Just a normal everyday sponge. I don't have the skill or time to make one, but I often desire the buttery soft taste of a normal sponge, maybe a tad of vanilla but, a normal sponge!! Fruit cake?? Why does it exist? Not only is it discusting, but the name is misleading. It makes no contribution at all to my 5 a day fruit and veg content!!
Saturday 11th November
Soundtrack to the weekend. Terra Firma's new mixtape The Foundation. Cop dat ish!
Rah rah rah and TF 's in the air all day!!! Big up K-lash, Skriblah, Kyza and the rest of the gang. They're on fire.
Plus on an old school one, big up So Solid. They did make some tunes. Props where props are due. They don't get the props that they deserve. "They don't know bout my crew..........." Brap!
Off to Sidewinder with Akala (was on my show today) and the Illastate gang. Imma try get some pics init! ;)
In a bit my people.
Friday 10 November
So, have you ever felt like you’ve got a super power? Like your body is just super and special? I did last night. I took a late night tinkle, and I sweeeeeeeaaaar to you, my wee was aluminous! It was glowing in the dark. It looked like there was light saber action going on in my bathroom.
Today I am…………… Super Twin!!
Saturday 4th November
Gonna get deep for a second. Been thinking a lot about faith and religon this week. I've come to the conclusion that one of them MUST be the truth. Because, logically, the truth as a concept can not exist without lies. So the truth must exist.... right?
Twin B, I'm deep man (like the ocean baby).
I've got layers....
Thursday 2 November
I've got a disease...
... it's called SAD
Seasonal affected dissorder
Basically when it gets cold and dark, I'm sad and ill.
Great, the clocks have just gone back, and it's getting cold............
........ Pray for me : (
Thursday 26 October
What!! It's the end of October!!! How did that happen. It was January 1st yesterday, I swear!
Christmas is just just round the corner. Get me a nice shirt or trainers if your reading and you care!
There are also a couple of heavy uk shows coming up that are worth going to, including a ladeeeeyz night which I'm appropriately hosting wid me bro (oooooooh yeah). Artists performing include Shola Ama, Keisha White, Trinity Stone, Ny and many more. Keep locked to my show for more info.
Off to buy my chrismas presents now, my mum wanted that new Terra Firma cd, or was it Barry White?? (RIP the love Walrus)
Sunday 22 October
If someone asks me again why I'm called Twin, I will explode.
It's because I'm a triplet!!! Figure it out.......................
Friday 20 October
Ever wondered what I'd look like if I was a memeber of Outkast?
Thursday 19 October
I’ve been gone for a while. I had the worst headache anyone has ever had. Ever! Period. I’ve been well bored, being ill. It’s the most boring time ever, but on a deep one a time to reflect…….. Things that go through your head when you’re ill……..
- Help me… please!
- Daytime TV isn’t that bad. (Bargain Hunt is seriously under rated) rated.
- Take away shouldn’t be eating three times a day. Probably made me ill especially Millenium (Birf Flu) fried chicken. 79p for chicken & chips can’t be good.
- Your phone needs to stop ringing!
- A grime ringtone isn’t the best ringtone when you have a headache
- You’ve never got enough DVD’s
- People who really care about you bring you food.
- Soup is very under rated.
- God Bless Paracetemol.
- Listening to yourself live on the radio, when you’re not, is weird.
- Saturday afternoon 5-7 Twin B needs to be on the radio!
- Did I mention the not enough DVD’s thing???
13. Owwwwww my head hurts!
Friday 6 October 2006
Bare Live music this week.
Missy, Joe, Scratch (Big up Faith SFX, you're better), plus my uk peops Sway (53rd time I've seen him live. I'm gonna start singing Up Your Speed in my sleep) Nathan, Fundamental, Terri Walker. Nufff. Plus I hosted a couple of showcases. There is some sick talent coming through.
Hold tight for the pictures for this weeks most important event.
Thursday 28 September
Favourite phonecall of the year.
"What you doing you wanna come Jay Z at Royal Albert Hall? In a Box!!
I say,
"Nah, I've got ironing to do"
Aright, so I went.
Gwyneth Paltrow, merkers!!!!!!!!
Jay Z & Nas where also pretty big, hangtite Kano, Akala and Chris Martin repping the UK!
Wednesday 27 September
Easy peeps, how can someone have a cold twice in three weeks. Anyone after a bottle of bogey slime for any use at all holla.
I was djing at the launch for Akala & Ms Dynamite's mixtape on Monday in London, Heavy night. I was there with my bro. We competed against the Illastate lot as to which family had the most talent. So the showdown begun. I touched my nose with my tongue, and then my brother told a few jokes and drew for a spelling contest award from school, they drew for a MOBO............. each......... game over...........................
"..so I asked if I could join the Illastate family - I've got bars for days... Akala and Dynie tried to break it to me gently..."
Thursday 21 September
Alright, so Mobo's woz the big thing this week. Twas alright, kinda. Night out init!
So, UK music I play 5-7pm on Saturdays, but don't think I sleep on my international superstars. I know my stuff man, infact, I linked up with a couple of dem at the MOBO's for er..a couple of exclusive photo opportunities. 
Champagne aka Usher
" Strage, but Usher was bopping about, and no one noticed. For some mad reason he was trying to look like the Chamaagne dude from X -Factor, now he is a waste man, but Usher, look at him, legend!"
Mica Paris repped it for the Uk.. she seemed much younger in real life... 
At the end of the night I was jus' fallin asleep on anyone.. this guy was standing still enough...
Hmmm.. look forward to the day 1X has it's own award ceremony!
Saturday 16 September
Just finished the show. Duuuh, I'm just listening to the Jamelia album. I shoulda spun the Sway tune 2day, but I missed it. Don't watch, Ras Kwames 5-7pm Sunday. He's got you on that.
Hangtight Fundamental 03. Passed through the show today. Man, some slick dude. I bet they even make mistakes and fall over in a dance routine rhythm. They're up for best newcomer's at the MOBO's, so just enough time for me to put my name in their award speech if they win. I'm working on it " We wanna thank God....... Twin B, our parents...fans blah blah" we went over it a few times before they left! Hangtight my boy Soundbwoy also up alongside, the ultra silky smooove Corrinne Bailey Rae and Lady Soveriegn. 
Also vote for Semtex for best Dj. He will be wearing the award as a piece on a chain around his neck if he wins, so for that alone vote!
I'm at the awards this week, so look out for the pictures from the night. If it's free drink, please excuse the vomit stains on my clothes............
15 September 2006
"Called Twin B and begged for a copy of the terra firma mixtape, he says he does'nt have it, i think he's holding out on me!!!!!!!! i will get my copy, if it's the last thing i do!"
As taken from Dev's diary. Me a liar?? Wa di *********! Maybe I have, maybe I haven't??
..but while we're bitching about each other...Dev should be locked up!! Put it this way, two hours of my Saturday night were spent looking for where the doughnut parked his car, and his boot contained my whole life (laptop/ my little sister / MP3 player / Linda the blow up doll..........) so I was screeeeeeewing. We phoned the police, parking agencies and everything! And I then had to spend my last bit of my cash on a cab to drive us round to find it before our legs wasted away! (Which is difficult cos we've both blatantly got chicken legs..)
While I'm here - Something I've been talking about with my peeps this week is - can woman and men be just friends? Think about it, and lock into the show tomorrow @ 5pm.
As well as that, pure sick new uk tuneage. Kano's new tune, Moorish Delta 7, Natalie Williams, Bigz and much much more.
As I write I'm listening to Jamelia's album to see if there's anything I can play that Cliff Richard fans wont like, and I will. Basically something I would play, with err.................life, or maybe even a groove because the first single, boy!! The album's out soon so support it if that's you. Big up Harmony on the Something About You remix, I'm in that.
The hands that are typing will stroke Beyonce if she's there at the MOBO's on Wednesday so watch this space! Then again they might be ripped of if her security catch me.
Soonage
Twinage

