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It's time again for the Magazine caption competition.

This week, Tory party leader Iain Duncan Smith met Nicholas Brooke, a mohawk-haired worker at a plastics factory in Blackpool. But what's being said?

6. Andrew Holdsworth, UK
"Out of touch?!? I'm nothing of the sort, young lady."

5. Al Ross, UK
"OK, it's a deal - 2,000 Portillo voodoo dolls by Thursday, complete with pins."

4. Steve, US
In a second, Nicholas Brook lost his life-long battle against respectability.

3. Donna, Manchester, UK
IDS: "I'll certainly try your barber, that'll give Gerald Scarfe something to work with..."

2. Rick, London, England
"When I said I wanted the spirit of 1979 at this conference, you weren't quite what I had in mind."

1. Kevin Smith, Eastbourne, UK
"Ah Theresa, I see it's not just flashy shoes this year then."