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It's time again for the Magazine caption competition.

This week, Prime Minister Tony Blair tries out a rowing machine during a visit to the cardiac unit at the Royal Bournemouth Hospital. But what's being said?

6. Rory Harden, UK
"You know, this Apache attack helicopter simulator isn't a patch on the one at the White House."

5. Richard Todd, Solihull, UK
Clive Sinclair's new C5 still has one or two design problems to resolve.

4. Ian Woodward, UK
Despite dedicated training from the PM, John Prescott remained firm favourite in the tug of war.

3. Peter Miller, US
"Hoo-wee!! Watch out Peter Fonda!!"

2. Bryn Jones, UK
The BBC series Job Swap is hailed as a success. As Tony prepares for the Olympics, Sir Steve Redgrave sets foreign policy.

1. Jim, England
"But I am King Arthur! Really I am!"