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Here are the winners in the Magazine caption competition.

This week, the Dalai Lama held an audience in New York City spell-bound as he took part in a panel discussion on "Ethical Revolution and World Crisis". But what's being said?

6.Joe Lyus, UK
The Dalai Lama demonstrates the one hand clapping.

5.Michael Brown, Ottawa, Canada
Then I told the mugger: "See? No bling-bling."

4.Joe Gant, UK
Wise men say... don't play with Stanley knives.

3.Chris Pritchett, Bristol, UK
The delegation regretted serving Hula-Hoops on the snack tray.

2.Damiel Massey, UK
No-one can resist doing an air guitar solo with a Jimi Hendrix tape playing in their personal stereo.

1.Eddie H, UK
Singing... once... twice... three times a deity.